Wow, Amazing! We're at Book 12 Now! I never thought we would get here and with some Huge New Anime and Manga coming out soon such as Dragon Ball Daima, The New Time Skip of Boruto, and A Lot More, I am excited for what we have now!
So as the Three of you were sitting around the Campfire You were all starting to get Hungry.
Math: Wait, I'm hungry. Did anyone Bring Food?
Y/n: I did! I brought Marshmallows!
You then pulled out A Big of Jump Marshmallows.
Math: Ooh, Marshmallows.
Y/n: Kzz! Captian Math! This is Commander Y/n, Here's your Marshmallow's! Kzz!
Math: Kzz! Thank you Commander Y/n! Kzz!
Kazuma: ...
Y/n: Kzz!
Math: Kzz!
Y/n: Kzz!
Math: Kzz!
Y/n: Kzz!
Math: Kzz!
Y/n: Here!
Math: Yes! The Deliciousness has Landed!
Y/n: Yay!
Kazuma: Well Enjoy your Marshmallows, I'm going to get my Swedish Meatballs. I'm just going to go to your mansion and get A Can Opener.
He then tried to walk off but...
Y/n: Hey, Wait! You're going back Inside?
Kazuma: I need A Damn Can Opener.
Y/n: But Going back Inside is not camping, It Just doesn't fit the spirit.
Math: Pretty weenie.
Kazuma: Fine! Hand me A Down Marshmallow!
You all then Began eating until Math Burnt his mouth and spat it in Kazuma's Face!
Math: HOT! HOT!
Kazuma: AGH!
Math: Uh, Sorry.
This happens two more times until...
Math: AGH! HOT!
He then spat it out as Kazuma dodged it!
Kazuma: HA!
He then flew back and it slammed against the back of his Head!
Kazuma: Huh. Besides Firing Molten Sugar at People what else do you like to do?
Y/n: Well, We Like to sing Campfire songs. This one is what I Like to call... The Camp fire song-song.
A/n: I'm pretty sure you know who is who in this song. so I'll let you Listen to it.
Y/n: See isn't that Just Great?
Kazuma: Great? Great!? I'll show you how I do it! Watch and Learn, what I learned through my Hell of an Isekai!
He then Began Playing on A Flute but you got scared!
Y/n: Oh No!
You then stopped him by Launching A Marshmallow into his throat and you began to rescue him.
Y/n: Come on Man! Chew, Chew, and swallow! There Do you feel any better?
Kazuma: BETTER!? I WAS GOOD UNTIL YOU SHOT THAT BALLISTIC JUNK FOOD DOWN MY THROAT! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Y/n: It was because... Of... the Most dangerous beast in New Tokyo.
Kazuma: What is it?
Y/n: It's the... The Japan Serial Killer Bear.
Kazuma: Oh You mean like the ones THAT DON'T EXIST!
Y/n: What do you mean?
Kazuma: The Story of A Bear Killing that entire Village was A Myth! It's not Real!
Y/n: Oh No It's real! Read this!
Kazuma: Huh? Historical reports?
Y/n: Yes!
Math: And this!
Kazuma: Science fiction is real Monthly? THAT'S SO STUPID!
Math: Maybe it's stupid but it's also Dumb!
Y/n: He's right Giant Killer bears are no Laughing Matter! I once knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this who knew this guys Cousin-
Kazuma: YOU'RE RIGHT! Now what Attracts this Bear?
Y/n: Oh Bad Music is one.
Kazuma: What else?
Math: Loud Noises, they get Pissed off at that.
Kazuma: Uh-Huh, What else?
Y/n: Moving Lights! That's their Natural Prey!
Kazuma: Okay.
Math: Cheese.
Kazuma: Sliced or Cubed?
Y/n/Math: (Whispers to each other) Cubed sliced is fine.
Kazuma: And?
Y/n: Hoop Skirts!
Math: Wearing your hats in A Goofy Fashion!
Y/n: And Never!
Math: Ever!
Y/n: Ever!
Y/n/Math: SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!
Kazuma: That's A Lot of things.
Y/n/Math: Their Horrible.
Kazuma: I think I can sense that one is coming.
Y/n/Math: Why?
Kazuma: I don't know...
He then revealed he was doing everything to Piss of A Killer Bear, smirking.
Kazuma: Just A Feeling!
Y/n: No.
Kazuma: Yes.
Y/n: No!
Kazuma then began screeching like A Chimpanzee and doing everything you're not supposed to do!
Math: What do we do!?
Y/n: Draw A Circle! They always assume their Barriers!
Math: Right! It was in Survialist weekly!
You then Drew A Circle around both of you.
Kazuma: HA! See? There's no Bear! If there was one then why didn't it show up?
Y/n: Maybe because you're wearing Your sombrero in A Goofy fashion?
Kazuma: Oh Sorry excuse me, is it like this?
He then tilted his hat and Began laughing to himself before A Giant Clawed Paw appeared and flipped his hat for him.
Y/n: No. Like that.
Kazuma then Looked back to see A Giant 12 Foot Tall bear Just staring him down ready to end him.
Math: We tried to warn You...
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