slytherin boys react

them finding out you're playing all of them

"dude, i think i'm in love with this girl," mattheo says, bursting into the common room where everyone is hanging out.

the others look up quizzically from their various activities. "oh yeah?" theodore says.

"yeah," mattheo replies, dropping into a chair. "she's incredible."

"who is she?" theodore presses, now interested.

"her name is y/n," mattheo grins.

there's a sudden silence in the room as all the other guys glance at each other.

"wait," blaise says slowly. "y/n?"

mattheo nods, oblivious to the looks being exchanged between the others.

"dude," blaise says, a note of disbelief in his voice. "you're talking about y/n y/l/n, right?"

"yes," mattheo says, puzzled by their reactions. "why? do you know her or something?"

"do i know her?" blaise smirks. "i know her... very well."

mattheo's confused expression deepens. "what are you talking about?" he asks, looking between them. "how do you know her?"

theodore pipes up, an amused glint in his eyes. "i could ask you the same thing, mate."

mattheo's eyes narrow. "what's that supposed to mean?"

"it means," blaise grins, leaning back in his seat, "i've been seeing her too."

"what?" the other guys say in unison.

"you've been seeing y/n?" lorenzo asks incredulously. "since when?"

"since last week," blaise replies smugly. "and let me tell you, she's incredible."

the others exchange glances. "wait a minute," theodore says slowly. "if you've been seeing her since last week, so have i."

"what?" blaise looks at him in disbelief. "no, you haven't."

"yes, i have," theodore replies tersely. "we went on a date last night."

"bullshit," blaise scoffs.

lorenzo holds up his hands to stop the argument before it can escalate. "hang on," he says, looking at them both. "if you've both been going out with y/n for the past week, then so have i."

confusion and realization dawn on mattheo's face. "wait, you too?"

lorenzo nods. "yeah, me too," he grins. "she's definitely a catch."

theodore and blaise glare at lorenzo, but he merely smirks back at them.

"so let me get this straight," blaise says. "you're telling me that all four of us are seeing y/n?"

"five," draco suddenly speaks up after being silent, looking nauseous from the realization.

everyone turns to look at him. "you too, malfoy?" blaise asks, incredulous.

"yeah," draco mutters, looking anywhere but at his friends' faces.

there's a moment of stunned silence as everyone processes this information. "this can't be happening," mattheo mutters, burying his face in his hands.

"how is she even doing it?" lorenzo says, a note of awe in his voice. "i mean, she's been going out with all of us at the same time and we didn't even know..."

"she's good," theodore grins. "i've gotta hand it to her, she's got skills."

blaise glares at him. "why do you look so happy about this? you should be pissed, just like the rest of us."