Italy's Dark Side

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Italy: Germany, I-a want-a pasta! And I want it real-a bad-a!

Germany: Well zhen, finish training and I vill buy you some.

Italy: Yay!

Italy: *a few moments later: panting and gasping for breath after running laps* Okay-a Lud-a.... Pasta.

Germany: Good job Italy. I am proud of you. Actually, the pasta takes real long to cook.. So.... Why don't we get gelato?

*a million favors done by Germany*

Italy: Germany-a, why are you-a being so-a nice? I'm usually the nice one.

Germany: There's no pasta.

Italy: Screw niceness. Run for your life before you die >:)

Germany: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

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