Me: I am angry.
Italy: Why?
Me: It is Monday.
Italy: And? It's another pasta filled holiday!
Me: No holiday.
Texas: She got Belarus and Russia angry again.
England: WHAT?! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE?!
Belarus: We're going to find you, administrator! When we do....death for you.
Me: THOSE TWO ARE TOO SCARY!!!!
Italy: I KNOW!
Me: The sound of my knife hitting them is too odd...
Italy:😰😰😰😰😰😰
Russia: Become one with Russia, da?
Me: o-O
Russia: No face you make can scare us.
Me: Really?
Belarus: Bitch, it's impossible to scare us. We're Belarus and Russia...become one!
Me: Wha?
America: OH NO DUDE YOU SET OFF THE PSYCHOPATH EMOTION! RUUUUUN!!!
Belarus: What?
Me: You want to mess with me? That's fine really...I mean, your grave is already dug up and....
Belarus: And what?
Me: We're waiting..We're waiting.. Come to the graveyard, Belarusssssss.... *hissing. Like a snake* We're not gonna hurt you...unless you don't come.....We're heeeeeere.
Belarus: What?
Me: Come....become one with The Wrath.
About Twenty Young Children: Become one with the wrath •_•
Me: The Wrath is here, Belarus, you won't have to walk far! After all, hell is only a couple inches from your face...
Belarus: RUSSIA LET'S GO!!!!!!!
Both: aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Me: Become one with The Wrath. We're waiting, Russia. All of us. •_•
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
