Me: Mexico.....America......France.......China.......Germany.....
America: Dude...
Me: MY FAMILY TREE CONSISTS OF ALL. FIVE. COUNTRIES.
America: What?
Me: Which language do I choose? Well, I know English and Spanish and German fluently...
America: Dude....We should host a, um, Randomness.
Me: Okay...
Le Random
America: ALRIGHT. Considering we don't have forks, we'll have to put a spoon in this meeting.
England: Everyone is panicking, Alfred.
America: I know....so odd.
Canada: Will Quebec separate will Quebec separate will Quebec separate...
Russia: Why does everyone hate me why why why why why why why why why why there may be a war because of me...
Japan: I cannot solve world conflict....my country is useless...what if people die?
France: And then, if I decide to love him, he'll die....just like Joan de Arc...
Me: Should I read this book in Spanish? Or German? Or English? I don't know.... HELP ME FREAKING DECI--- raaarrrr-eeeeeeee! Rarrrrr-eeeeeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeeyeeaaaaaaa..... *yes. I actually make those sounds*
America: What the hell?
Me: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...... Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.... Rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Rrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
England: What is happening to her?
Me: Puberty.
England: .....Ummm.....is puberty making you make those sounds?
Me: I-I-I.... a-a..... Ooooooooooo-eeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaoooooo!!!! I-I-Ihitihtihit iiiisssssjjjjiiiis W-W-W-WENNNEEESDIE!!!!!
England: 😰 is it already???? America, run.
America: A-A O-O-O iiiiiiiii flllliiooossijdkdujedododuue
England: COME ON. IF YOU EVER WANT TO EAT SKITTLES AGAI- shit.
Me: eeeeeeeeeeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyoooooodooooooooooooyyyyyoshoooooooooooyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa sKiTtLeS.
England: I honestly have no idea.
Me: A-A..... German.....English.......Spanish..... Eeeeeeeeeee
England: Goodbye.
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
