Why Splitzelcrinst is not a State

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Me: Eat me.

Everyone else: What?

Romano: •///////////• someone has to be a cannibal, I guess.

Alaska: NOT ME!!!

Me: Why not?

Alaska: I have an evil secret!

Spain: TELL.

Alaska: No.

Everyone: *forms a ring around Alaska and chants, "tell!"*

Alaska: Bastards. Okay. So this time I...remember your brother, Delaware?

Delaware: Splitzelcrinst? What about him?

Alaska: Well, Romano and I-

Romano: NO.

All: *do the same thing as they did to alaska*

Romano: BASTARDS, WE ATE Splitzelcrinst!

Me:....... Drink me.

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