We're over halfway to a hundred!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyy!
Pennsylvania: And only then do you introduce me?
Me: Jerko here doesn't like me.
Pennsylvania: Obviously not, you made me kiss Ontario.
Me: So?
Ontario: American douchebag, get the hell away from me, you pervert!
Me: *hits Ontario with Hungary's frying pan* Don't refer to any of the states like that!
Ontario: What in the universe? All of us are geographically larger than all of the states.
PEI: Well, dude, those people are all bigger than me! Explain that or off with your heads!
Ontario: *grabs PEI's hair curl* You are one tiny Prince. You're what? 4'6?
Me: So, yeah. That's why I have to leave. Prince Edward and Ontario here are fighting.
Pennsylvania: Canadian morons....They're all big--- AHHH!!! CANADIANS!!! *grabs whip (string.)*
Me: Pennsylvania Prince Edward and Ontario.
Maine: You put me near that stupid Islander? Alfred idiotic Jones!
Pei: Stupid Islander? Who are you calling stupid islander?
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Hetalia Randomness
LosoweAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
