Hetalia Randomness

Thanksgiving in Canada

Sooooo.....It's going to be Canadian Thanksgiving on, Monday, I think? We're having it today at my grandma's house, so I thought, why not host a Thanksgiving randomness? Yeah, great idea. I know! WOOHOO!

Austria: What's all that screaming about? It's disturbing my work!

Me: Welp. Too bad!

Manitoba: ISNT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT US?! The provinces? It clearly says "Canadian Thanksgiving!"

Me: It says thanksgiving in Canada, DUMBHEAD.

Manitoba: You are so rude, you know?

Ontario: Well, at least she's not you, Manitoba! With you, we can't even have thanksgiving.

Texas: It isn't even thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is in November!

Me: Or it used to be -_-

Québéc: I would rather American thanksgiving. They have snow there. *cough* Alberta is ruining the mood.

Alberta: Well. This year it's taking time to process snow! You are so insensitive, Québéc!

Florida: I like it in Alberta right now - warm. Like it should be.

Alaska: Are you kidding? It should not be warm. We had only six avalanches this week! Instead of 18, we had SIX.

Nunavut: Now I'm glad I'm not you.

Alaska: What is that supposed to mean?

Colarodo: DUH! The Alaskan Flaw List.

Alaska: I beg your pardon?!

Colarodo: Wait. Let me add "Beggar" to the list.

Alaska: Let me see the list.

Colarodo: Here. *hands list*

The Alaskan Flaw List:

Jerk
Mean
Hates Texas
Racist to Spain
And Romano
And Italy
Makes Russia cry
Hates Canada
Hates the Nordics
Loves fighting
Is always grumpy
Cold hearted
Freezing
Makes everyone cold
Gives people the cold
Kills citizens with snow
Has no electricity
Outlaws Internet
Outlaws fun
Outlaws everything
Beggar

Alaska: WTF is this?! WTF?!!!!

Ontario: Thanksgiving gift.

Alaska: I will give you A PUNCH as a Thanksgiving gift.

Texas: Can't.

Alaska: WHY?!

Texas: Thanksgiving is in November, .