[Warning: This chapter is extremely dirty. There isn't any acts, but REALLY DIRTY MESSAGES IN IT. Do not read if this disturbs you in any way]
Well. I have to do my chores so...I'm going for about half an hour. But:
Me: WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THE DISHES?
Sweden: Because your house would be dirty otherwise!
Me: YOU MEAN LIKE, FULL OF GERMANY'S PORN?
Germany: I do not own porn.
Me: SO YOU DONT HAVE MAN PARTS?
Germany: Yes, I do.
Me: WHY ARE YOU BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR MAN PARTS TO A TENTH GRADER?
Germany: I don't like you.
Me: Are you serious? Do you hate me, or just not like me?
Germany: Both.
Me: I'm complaining to Italy.
Germany: I'll give you a present if you don't.
Me: You hate me.
Me: And, I'm fifteen, I cannot have "it" with you.
Germany: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Me: OH SHIT YOU LIKE PORN! I'M TELLING FRANCE
Germany: Telling him what?
Me: About your porn.
Germany: NO!!!
Me: Then why do I have to do the dishes?
Germany and Sweden: *bang head against wood board*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
