Hetalia Randomness

Oneshots

OMYGAWD GUYS I FREAKING MADE A GOOD ONESHOT ABOUT CANADA AND HERE IT IS:

The reason why England hates France is that, you know how France loves nudity or shit? Well, he got that from England. England did something to Canada when Canada was little, and France walked in on them and took custody of Canada. England was all "Wtf bruh" when he never saw Canada again, and France soon learned apparently Brits do things the right way. So he learned to be like England. Now, lately, England has been slacking off, so France doesn't copy nowadays England. But England, as soon as he heard what France was doing, realized it was damned wrong and stopped. Of course, only after he had learned what trauma he had inflicted on Canada. France saved Canada that day, though, that's why he notices him. England, however, is so haunted by what he had done to his son that he pretended that never happened - but therefore, he had to pretend Canada didn't exist. It was the only way Arthur could live with himself.

Okay that was not conspiracy just so you know but it's kind of mine. Anyways NEXT ONESHOT.

2. Cuba's Hate For America

One day when Cuba and America were about 6 years old, and BFFs, they were playing hero at the bridge, Cuba's mom supervising them. She stood up to help America, who had scraped his knee, when she tripped over the bridge and fallen. America was only a child, and he didn't save her. However when they were 5, they made a pact.

"America, will you be my hero?" Cuba has asked. "Yes. I AM THE HERO AND I WILL SAVE EVERYONE!!!!" America yelled.

But he didn't save Cuba's mom.

3. The Reason Canada Doesn't Remember Kuma's Name

Not because Kuma doesn't remember him. Canada had a cousin named Kumajiro, too, but when his cousin and him were 10, he died of cancer. Canada was heartbroken, and was depressed ever since. When England noticed Matthew depressed eight years later, he decided to suck it up and apologize, so he got Canada a pet, because at the time Canada loved animals. England ran off, not wanting Canada to notice him and become scarred again. When Canada found Kuma on a doorstep, he noticed Kuma had the same colored fur as his cousin's hair. This reminded him of Kumajiro, and so he took the bear in. But...Kumajiro had problems a couple months later and so Canada took him to a doctor. (His name was Harry, Kuma. At the time.) The doctor said, Kuma had cancer, and Mattie named Kuma Kumajiro, being reminded of his cousin, and death. When Kumajiro almost died and slipped into a coma, Canada hit his own head with a mallet, giving him a concussion. Why? So he would forget the agony of his cousin's passing, by forgetting of his existance.