1p! 1p! 1p!

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Me: *reading the last chapter*

Me: You have the same problem as I do.

Saskatchewan: What?

Me: You have attempted to kill yourself.

Saskatchewan: Really nothing new.

Me: YOU ARE A JERK. GO AND RUN UNTIL YOU HAVE NO LEGS. THEN NO ARMS. THEN NO HEAD.

Saskatchewan: Hetagirl?

Me: What?

Saskatchewan: Please don't do that.

Me: I AM EVIL.

Saskatchewan: 2!p HETAGIRL!!

2p: You rather me than her?

Saskatchewan: Yes.

2p: Weawwy?! (Same thing with Japan, kind of) Thank you! You're so vewwy awesome!!!! and...so KAWAI!!!!! Eeeeehhhhhheeeeehhhhheeeeeee!!!!! CUTIE SASKY!!!!

Saskatchewan: 1p! 1p! 1p!

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