lol I'm sorry I have so many freaking OCS but whatever
Merritt: So should we keep or destroy Five Guys?
America: Oh my shit did you come out of my eye?
Merritt: That is not funny.
Cuba: So?
Italy: Veveveveevveveveveveve ve.
Merritt: Someone help me.
Me: *tackles Merritt* I love Italy.
Cuba: All those wasted years.
Me: Thanks for smacking the shit out of Canada that was freaking awesome of you.
Merritt: I hit Canada with a rake.
Me: So then...
Merritt: Manitoba hit me with a shovel >:(
Me: What? He has a shovel?
Manitoba: Every day I'm shovelling. Shovelling. Shovelling.
Me: What the actual fuck?
Manitoba: Kiss the chef. Cheffy chef! Derp.
Me: In Manitoba you have two driveways: One for your car one for Mosquitos.
Manitoba: How do you know? You aren't even Canad-
Me: *holds up my mom's canadian citizenship*
Manitoba: Oh. Wait how can you-
Cuba: GERMANY GET BACK HERE!!!
Manitoba: Help me.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
