Hetalia Randomness

Something Important Manitoba Has To Say

Me: *report on Maple Ridge*

Alberta: I FREAKING HAVE HER AS A NEIGHBOR.

Manitoba: I have you as a neighbor.

Alberta: That's not funny. I have you as a brother.

Me: I'M DOING A REPORT. LISTEN UP.

Alberta: Kill me.

Me: Okay!

Alberta: Don't.

Me: Aw.

Me: So what should we do?

Manitoba: I have a funny idea.

Manitoba: England, I have something very important to say.

England: Say it, I'm SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW TODAY IS AWESOME. NOTHING CAN MAKE ME MAD.

Manitoba: But it's super important. What I am about to say will change the course of history forever, it can kill or save us. Do you pledge to keep this secret safe, under all circumstances? To protect what I am about to say from everyone, friend or foe? Do you?

England: Yes.

Manitoba: Okay.....here it is....

England: Well?

Manitoba: Boop.

England: .............BOOP? BOOP?! THE IMPORTANT THING IS BOOP? MANITOBA, GO AND DIE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHAT "IMPORTANT" MEANS! HOW CAN YOU BE A PROVINCE?! GO AND BE YOUR OWN COUNTRY SO ALBERTA CAN LIVE IN PEACE.

Saskatchewan: I'm his neighbor though. Do you not notice me? Oh yeah....I'm avoided.

England: I MEAN HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LIVE, DISTURBING EVERYONE WITH YOUR ANNOYING SCHEMES? NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE SUPER EASY TO PISS OFF. AND YOU BLOW UP WHEN YOURE MAD. YOU ARE DANGEROUS, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB BUT I DONT KNOW WHY THEY PUT UP WITH YOU I MEAN GET REAL WOW MANITOBA LIKE-

Manitoba: Umm, can I share my proper, wise opinion on this conversation please?

England: Yes you may. Finally grow up.

Manitoba: Bleepy blappy BOOP.

England: AND AS I WAS SAYING YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND APPRECIATE PEOPLE MORE-

Manitoba: What happened to you being happy?

England: Fuck you.