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And now, it is LE TIME of my OC: Kayakland!

Aka..... Vira!

Because Viper is a boat so then I thought Vipress, then vira.

Hi Veewa!

Cuba: Who again? Oh wait, another Canada?? Who?? Oh, I guess she'll be nice, then. Wait... Who?

Vira: ME! *punches Cuba* I demand war!

Cuba: WAR IT IS THEN!!!

Italy: White flag! White flag!

Vira: Yes, I shall make a catapult out of the white flag! Good thinking Feli~~!

Me: Conspiracy....ruins....my...life....

England: What is wrong with you this time? Grow up, will you?

China: Aiya~~ Hetagirl's just having a tough time aru.

England: Hetagirl needs to grow up! What successful locations have ever become successful from being kids?

Sealand: Hi Jerkland.

England: Suc. Sess. Ful.

Vira: Hi Jerkface idiotic British stupid empire of idioticy.

England: Lo. Cat. Ions.

America: Englywoo!!!

England: Besides ALFRED.

Alberta: Blocks.

England: That aren't psychopaths.

Me: Hi~~~ that's albertas brother saskatchewan that's a psychopath.

England: That can cook.

Me: So not you.

England: ................ HEY.

Me: Trolled. Hi five crew.

Alberta: *Forgets he's holding a fork* Oopsies. Sorry.

Cuba: Yes whatever.

Alfred: Good job Hetagirl.

China: That was mean, but cute.

Sealand: That taught Jerkland! Yay!

Vira: I. AM. PISSED. OFF. THERE. IS. TOO. MUCH. ROWERS. RIGHT NOW.

Me: Do you-

Vira: I HATE YOU!

Me: I am a kayaker.

Vira: Marry me.

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