Yesterday I had a pretty freaking unusual dream about water. And freedom. And Hetalia.
Me: OMYGOSH HUNGARY THERE'S A PIRATE ON THIS BOAT!!!!!
Hungary: Well, get off the boat then.
England: YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T LAND PROPERLY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: N-n-nons-sense, E-Eng-gland.....
England: You look scared. Jump! And die!
Me: I'LL SHOW YOU! *jumps*
Me: FREEDOM WATER!!!
America: Freedom water.
Me: *lands in water and is bitten by shark*
Me: NO!!!! THIS IS FREEDOM WATER! You don't die in freedom water...
America: Dude........ Don't die.
Me: I'M GONNA DIE AMERICA!!!!! HELP!!!!!
America: I can do whatever I want in freedom water.
America: *is bitten by shark, too*
America: SOMEONE SAVE ME!! I'M DYYYYYING!!!!
Hungary: Well, I'm battling a pirate, what do you want me to do, you ass?
America: HEEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!
England: Hahaha there's nothing you can do, you will both die!!!
England: *falls in the water and begins drowning*
*Star-Spangled-Banner plays in background*
America: Freedom water! Even FRANCE LIKES IT!
France: Amerique, you still are being bitten by a shark.
Me: Freedom water?
America: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Me: *wakes up, now I'm awake*
Later:
Teacher: Hetagirl, you're late! Get to work, now!
Me: Yes, teacher...
Teacher: HETAGIRL!!! WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?! *walks towards me*
Me: Don't hurt me, I'm ARMED.
Teacher: What?
Me: FREEDOM WATER REVOLUTION!!! *throws my water at teacher*
Me: BURN.
Teacher: Water can't burn!
Me: Well, ENGLAND makes it possible.
Teacher: .......What?
Me: REVOLUTION!!!!!!!
And that's how I ended up staying in for recess, as well as having to clean up the hallway...and starting Monday have to be fifteen minutes early for morning detention for ten days.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
