Texas: I'm the awesomer state.
Alaska: Shut up, Texas.
Texas: Coming from "The Freezing State?" Wow, Alaska. Wow.
Alaska: Again, shut up.
Texas: Why would I, Sir Cold-A-Lot?
Alaska: Because my state's name isn't the "Cowboy Asshole" State!
Texas: It's the Lone Star State! What do you have, brain freeze?
Alaska: Lonely stars. I feel sorry for them.
Texas: You shut your mouth, babbling idiot! You don't even have sympathy for those who have shitty names!
Louisiana: SHITTY NAMES?!!!! SHITTY NAMES?!!! I AM "THE WHINER STATE." HOW'S THAT FOR A SHITTY NAME??
Texas: True.
Alaska: Shut up, Texas and Louisiana.
Louisiana: You shut up, Brain Freeze State!
Texas: BURN. oh wait. FREEZE.
Alaska: I'm already frozen.
Me: It's summer, though.
Alaska: It's fall.
Me: *trips*
Alaska: *face palm*
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
