Middle Earth: We need dramatic Star Wars music, now.
England:.....Why?
Middle Earth: Because it's awesome.
England: So?
Texas: C'mon, man. We need it so I can punch this punching bag harder.
England: Why?
Texas: SO I CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!!!!! >:D
England: Dude, you don't break the fourth wall by hitting it.
Middle Earth: It just sorta breaks.
Texas: ALL THAT TRAINING FOR NOTHING???????? *starts crying*
England: What is wrong with you?
Alberta: YESSS!!!! ADVANCE TIME TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.
England: You don't des-
Middle Earth: DONT DO IT TO ALBERTA
England: -troy the fourth wall... It just sorta breaks!
Alberta: *in apocalypse clothes* *with bloody knife* What did you say?
England: *magic wand* Back off, mr, or prepare to be destroyed!
Middle Earth: WAIT! Don't destroy each other, there's better ways to solve this!
England: You're right....
Middle Earth: I MEAN, YOU NEED AN AWESOME STAR WARS SOUNDTRACK BEFORE ANY DUEL!!!! *puts on "Duel of Hearts/Fates/Something"* There.
England and Alberta: Good idea. *destroy each other*
Texas: Alberta.....dude..........dude? DUDE?! DUUUUUUDE!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!
Middle Earth: Now, where is that Titanic soundtrack? Oh, here it is! *puts Titanic soundtrack on*
Texas: I-I- Nice music!
fourth wall: *broken*
Middle Earth: *changes song to Jurassic Park Song: The scene of the helicopter*
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
