Class Dismissed

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Two people were walking on the street, and one had an eyeball.

America: bro.......

England: THIS IS THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER.

Me: No. This is. SCOTLAND!

Scotland: What?

Me: I hate root beer.

Scotland:😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

England: Shit.

Me: he stole your root beer.

Scotland: OvO what?

Me: And married it.

Scotland: You...... Ksayxsgygxkssujsjshdidusuqh

Me: Oh. Now I realize why we shouldn't do that.

America: Tell me.

Me: See?

Scotland: وسامضسرنشتتسزسعشتلستسلستيلسهيتيتنصنيثتثتينطثتنستثتثياثنيايثنيتيثتثياصنيليتسلثغدثهيفسلثويفاسزسايعستياثنشزنساسنسخيتثنتيوستس

America: He's just speaking Arabic.

Scotland: I. LOVE. FRANCE. AND. GERMANY'S. MACHOISTIC. PORN.

America: OW!

Me: Did he punch you?

America: No. My Florida hurts.

Me: *slowly backs away*

Canada: *puts maple syrup in America's pants*

America: OMYGOSH. FLORIDA, WHO PUNCHED YOU?!

Florida: Prussia.

America: *sigh* I really hate that man. And- why is there maple syrup in my pants?

Canada: *invisibility effwct*

America: Yum, this syrup tastes good!

Canada: *grabs Florida and walks away* Not even you can see this.

Scotland: *doing the same with root beer*

Canada: *takes me away, too* Nor you, admin.

Me: You do realize I'm writing, right?

Canada: Why are you writing this?

Me: *grqbs you* This is something you should see.

Me: *puts a bunch of children in a classroom, Canada, too*

Me: *kicks Canada out the window*

Child: That's murder.

Me: *pours syrup on Matthew* now it's okay. Right, Matthew?

Canada: Right..... *dies*

Me: Class Dismissed.

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