Two people were walking on the street, and one had an eyeball.
America: bro.......
England: THIS IS THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER.
Me: No. This is. SCOTLAND!
Scotland: What?
Me: I hate root beer.
Scotland:😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
England: Shit.
Me: he stole your root beer.
Scotland: OvO what?
Me: And married it.
Scotland: You...... Ksayxsgygxkssujsjshdidusuqh
Me: Oh. Now I realize why we shouldn't do that.
America: Tell me.
Me: See?
Scotland: وسامضسرنشتتسزسعشتلستسلستيلسهيتيتنصنيثتثتينطثتنستثتثياثنيايثنيتيثتثياصنيليتسلثغدثهيفسلثويفاسزسايعستياثنشزنساسنسخيتثنتيوستس
America: He's just speaking Arabic.
Scotland: I. LOVE. FRANCE. AND. GERMANY'S. MACHOISTIC. PORN.
America: OW!
Me: Did he punch you?
America: No. My Florida hurts.
Me: *slowly backs away*
Canada: *puts maple syrup in America's pants*
America: OMYGOSH. FLORIDA, WHO PUNCHED YOU?!
Florida: Prussia.
America: *sigh* I really hate that man. And- why is there maple syrup in my pants?
Canada: *invisibility effwct*
America: Yum, this syrup tastes good!
Canada: *grabs Florida and walks away* Not even you can see this.
Scotland: *doing the same with root beer*
Canada: *takes me away, too* Nor you, admin.
Me: You do realize I'm writing, right?
Canada: Why are you writing this?
Me: *grqbs you* This is something you should see.
Me: *puts a bunch of children in a classroom, Canada, too*
Me: *kicks Canada out the window*
Child: That's murder.
Me: *pours syrup on Matthew* now it's okay. Right, Matthew?
Canada: Right..... *dies*
Me: Class Dismissed.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
