Hetalia Randomness

Hell

Pacific Ocean: Alright, everyone, who wants to get rid of the guys for a week?

Middle Earth: I don't think that's such a good idea.

Me: You mad? It's awesome!

Merritt Island: Sure. It won't hurt.

Ukraine and Belarus: No.

Liechenstien: Yeah. No.

Other Girls: No, yes. Sure.

America: I feel a weird sensation in my finger.

Canada: I hope wherever we go has the Stanley Cup.

Cuba: Ice cream.

Sealand: WHATS HAPPENING?

Mexico: Here we go.

Cuba: Where?

Me: I don't know why I'm here, I'm a girl. OH YEAH, I know where.

Cuba: Where?

Me: Hell.

Cuba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SOMEONE MAKE ME GO TO THE OPOSITE! I CAN'T GO TO HELL! NO!

Me: Okay!

Cuba: *in hell*

Cuba: Why am I here?

Me: You asked.

Cuba: I didn't wanna go to hell.

Me: You were going to heaven but you said you wanted the OPOSITE, so-

Cuba: Wait, why are you here?

Me: I belong here.

Cuba: But-

Me: I...can't say.

Cuba: So why are you in hell? Someone like you doesn't deserve something as awful as this! Het-

Me: GO AWAY! I BELONG HERE.

Cuba: NO ONE BELONGS HERE IN HELL! YOU ARE INSANE!

Me: This is my home.

Cuba: CALGARY, ALBERTA IS YOUR HOME! THIS IS NOT!

Me: My home...IS A HELL!!! DON'T YOU GET IT? I AM TRAPPED IN A LIVING HELL.

Cuba: Hetagirl! Why would you say that?

Me: Live my life, Cuba.

America: Dude, we're taking you to real hell. So you can see your life is good.

Me: Okay...

*portal*

Me: *in Norway*

Me: Ohhhhhh! Hell! Aw man, it's cold here! Hey, can we go inside one of the cottages?

America: Yeah, that one over there. Japan and I share it.

Me: I hope you have a furnace.

America: I think so, I don't know, I'll consult Norway on that.

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There's an actual Norwegian village called Hell. In the winter it legit freezes over. Damn. I think this chapter of truth gave us the feels. Right. I won't write about my life anymore.