England Song

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Me: I am angry at England!

England: What?

Me: I am very mad at chu England!
Cuba: That guy is an awful dude.
France: I'm sorry for saying it, but I agree with Cube!

England: What did I ever do, to deserve hate from you?

Me: Countless things, why don't they tell you them?

Cuba: You dropped my 100$ ice cream cone!
America: Well, Cuba, don't complain, he made me eat a scone!
Canada: That guy is a real big jerk, he left me alone!
Italy: And that dude's scariness can turn you to stone!

Germany: I am mad at you, very mad!
Romano: You're more of a tomato, than my turtle's dad!
Japan: I must share my opinion, this guy seems bad!
Italy: Well, sir Japan, he makes me sad!

Kayakland: I agree with the others, but I hate this song.
Middle Earth: Ma'am, as long as it's hate, I'll sing all day long!
Me: Hey, Vira, at least it's not rowing.
Vira: You make a point, because if it was, I'd have tangled up my bowstring!

England: OKAY SHUT UP!!!

Me: I HATE YOU YOU RUINED THE TUNE!!!

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