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All in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.

It's Cheese...

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by Hetagirlhasquotev

by Hetagirlhasquotev

Me: *eating chocolate bar*

Germany: Vhat ze hell are jou eating?

Me: Life.

Italy: NOOOO

Me: Italy, can I show you how to make this unknown new pasta?

Italy: YEAH!

Me: Okay. So first we cook it at 190 degrees then we add some tomato sauce and then Romano cheese.

Italy: ROMANO CHEESE?! You are killing Romano! STOP!

Me: Italy, it's cheese.

Italy: NO!!!!

Me: Fine. We use American cheese,-

Italy: YOU CAN'T EAT AMERICA, TOO!

Me: But...it's cheese.

Italy: No it's not....it's Alfred.

Me: Fine. We use Swiss cheese-

Italy: FIRST ROMANO THEN ALFRED THEN SWITZERLAND? Don't eat any more people.

Me: ...............but it's cheese.........

Me: Germany. Can you be a role model for Italy?

Germany: Yes.

Me: Okay so, here's picking cheese for your pasta. We have Romano cheese...

Germany: ROMANO!!!!!! NO!!! DON'T EAT ROMANO!!!!

Me: *face palm*