Here are the top ten odd things I said today:
"Eat your eyeballs."
"Paper is healthy when smelled by an iron donkey."
"I have a Hetalia character in my neck."
"Doing the laundry gives you the answer to seventeen horses in the Pacific Ocean."
"I need to marry a goat and have a baby mustache."
"Ugliness is in the eyeball of farthead's wife."
"My great grandfather is engaged to conditioner."
"I need to do my chores or magic eyeballs will fall on top of babies with purple floating armpits."
"I. EAT. SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT"
"My father is a pink, sparkly turd apple."
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
