Me: OMYGAWD ALLIES AXIS COME HERE! YOU TOO, CANADA. AND KUMA.
America: She's happy. Admins HAPPY!
England: No, she's retarded!
France: Don't say that about her, she's fifteen!
Russia: I hope this is a good reason to interrupt VodRus (Vodka and Russia)
China: Can you please be a bit quieter?
Canada: I-I agree w-with Ch-China.
Kuma: Is Matthew your name? Or is it Mattoo?
Canada: YOU REMEMBERED!
Japan: Carm down, Canada. You're rike Admin.
Germany: This is the worst moment of my life. She's hyper, yet NOT TRAINING.
Italy: Admin....I....can I tell you something?
Me: What? Oh...is it....I KNOW WHAT!!! I FEEL IT TOO.
Italy: Love?
Me: Love? No, I meant, 61+ reads.
Italy: THATS BETTER THAN LOVE!
Japan: Okay then. Umm, are you aware of the HetIta here?
France: HetIta? What ELSE do you ship?
Me: AusHun, CubCan,
France: With YOU.
Me: Oh.
My List Of Hetagirl x Hetalian
1. HetIta
2. JapHeta
3. GerHeta
4. HetUS
5. AusHeta
6. CubHeta
7. Hetealand (me and Sealand - he's only three years younger, COME ON.)
8. ChinHeta
9. Heta1pHeta2p
10. CanHeta
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61 reads. That's freaking awesomer than Prussia. But, I have to say one thing: A thank you.
A thank you to you, Reader-chan/san/whatever.
But, here's the BIG thank you: Freedom_Dancer. Follower-chan.
Thank you Freedom_Dancer ! Really. This book would not have gotten where it is now without you. Comments, votes, your OC Middle Earth (what a good OC idea). This chapter is also dedicated to you. YOU ARE THE REASON THAT THIS IS AWESOMER THAN PRUSSIA!!!
So, yeah. That's the chapter of whatever-san. Not really a chapter. So I will add a chapter at the end of this authors note, which is...right about now.
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Me: Germany, death is at my door.
Germany: What? We have to get you to a gym! Come on! You have NoBenchPressatosis!
Me: I think I'll just...answer it...
Germany: NO! What am I supposed to tell Italy???
Me: Hey, death! Want something to drink?
Death: No thank you. I just came to say hi.
Me: Would you like to meet the OC crew?
Death: Sure!
Me: Okay!
Middle Earth: You're an OC that isn't in the earth, me! Oh wow that sounded so messed up. I will ask Vira - AH ANOTHER ONE - to rewrite my script.
Vira: No. I hate writing. And, hi, Death. Let's go in a K1 together! Are you in the u15 group? I'm 14.
Death: Sorry Vira... I'm in U13.. Im 13.
Vira: We can fit you into U15!
Alberta: Ummmm am I supposed to say hi or hello? WHAT DO I DO, DEATH IS YOUNGER THAN ME!
Me: So am I..
Alberta: YOURE BY SEVEN MONTHS, SHES BY LIKE THREE YEARS.
Manitoba: Another one? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Death: Right...hi Squidward.
Merritt Island: Hi Death. Can we be friends? I'm Vira's age, btw, so we don't go to school together :(
Death: Oh well, next year we will.
America: BABOOM I CAME!
Me: you're not an OC.
America: This was lame, though. WHO WANTS BURGERS?
Me: I need to change your lines.
*changes lines*
America: Dude. No one is getting burgers. WHY???
Me: Look at the lines.
America: *looks at lines* DUDE. YOU CHANGED BURGER TO BOOGER.
England: So?
America: Iggy...can you ask them to eat burgers? They can be British.
England: Good idea, Alfred! I mean, my burgers taste good!
Everyone: *puking*
Vira: What is wrong with you?
England: WHAT? burgers are among our finest gourmet meals. We have lobster, crab, and---
*realizes accent sounds like boogers instead of burgers*
England: Fuck you.
France: I will onhonhon
England: Uh-oh.
You (person, not reader though): Stop it, France! I'm with Spain! Stop it!
France: Awwwwww... I'll never find love. I NEED SOMETHING THAT CAN HELP ME FIND LOVE.
Me: I got you a gift. Here's a GPS.
France: To find love... That's ridiculous, Hetagirl.
Love: Hi Francis.
France: OHMYGOSH YOU HELPED ME FIND LOVE I LOVE YOU HETAGIRL!
Love: But- *leaves*
France: HETAGIRL... can you get me another GPS so I can find my knife?
Me: Okay.....here....
MyKnife: What's up,, dudes? I'm from Montana. Cool, right?
France: I hate you.
You: BUT--
France: NOT YOU... WHY???
Wy: What now?
France: *leaves*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
