One hundred ten reads?! Guys, thank you so much! You have no idea how much this means to me.
Manitoba: What the actual fuck did you just write?
Me: Watch your language! Your chibi is around!
Manitoba: And? Watch. Hi ChibiToba.
ChibiToba: Fuck off, motherfucking bastard, go fucking damn yourself and your whole dipshit fucker economy.
Manitoba: Say it, Heta: ChibiToba has a very good vocabulary.
Me: What the f- what the hell?
Alberta: Oh my gosh it's ChibiToba Hetagirl please hide me I'll do anything
Me: Who's your chibi?
Chiberta: Hello. Welcome to Canada. If you dare talk to me again I will rip your throat out, throw your head on the side of the road, and hack apart your remains with a chainsaw.
Me: Get. The. Little. Killer. Away. From. Me.
Saskatchewan: So I was just running from ChibiToba when- AHHHH CHIBERTA DON'T HURT ME!
Me: Your chibi is going to be the worst, isn't he?
Chibatchewan: I wonder why this world is so horrible to me. The waves of happiness have never washed up on the shore of myself. Only the waves of loneliness and sadness and most of all, fear. What did I ever do to you? Nothing. So why do you do this to me?
Me: Can I take my twin brother home yet?
Saskatchewan: I suppose...
Vira: You don't know my chibi. I want to kill her.
Me: Why?
Chira: Are you interested in the Row The World club?
Me: CAN I MURDER HER?
Vira: You may.
Middle Earth: That isn't a reason to murder her!
Me: Who's yours?
Chiddle Earth: Temas qes letoc inish oniquar sonety mi's'k'ia.
Middle Earth: What was that?
Chiddle Earth: Translet'o'e: When is an appropriate time to stab you?
Me: Death! Who's your chibi?
Chibi Death: I hate myself.
Me: Wow. Lastly, Merritt Island.
Cherritt Island: Oi! I have a sail set at 3:29 pm. Make sure it's right. Or, matey, yo gonna get stabbed.
Merritt Island: Mine is so annoying.
Me: Yours is annoying?
Chibi Me: Twinkle twinkle little star,
Merritt Island: She's so cute.
Chibi Me: I'm gonna hit you with a car! Throw you off a cliff someday. Watch you die in agonay. Twinkle twinkle little star. First I'll whip you with a bar.
Merritt Island: Can we put our chibis in THG?
Me: Yes.
Disclaimer: Freedom_Dancer is the one who has a Middle Earth OC. Not me. I did the chibi though. Freedom_Dancer , if you don't like the chibi, then I'll just undo that one. But... Yeah, disclaimer.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.