Me: *jumping up and down on top of England for no reason whatsoever*
England: *is on the verge of being VERY pissed off*
America: So, dudes.....anyone up for a.........latte burger?
England: Alfred, what the hell is a latte burger?
America: Only the best McDonald's coffee burger ever!
France: Even that burger is not a beautiful, Alfred Jones.
America: Good thing your opinion doesn't count for me, France. Nor yours, England.
Russia: Da, they're right. Agree, Al?
America: No, dude, no. I'm stronger than you. Anyone for a latte burger? Going once, going twice. No one? YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN!!!
Russia: It's because your lattes are too chunky.
England: And burgers are extremely unhealthy.
France: Plus, we've been to McDonalds too many times.
China: Panda finds it too dirty there, aru.
Canada: a-and, the clowns are c-creepy.
America: Matthew? You too? What is wrong with you guys? *sigh* if only you guys liked my food more....*sobbing*
Everyone: Finally everyone realized that McDona-
Me: Okay, then Iggy cooks.
Everyone except Arthur: *rushes hurriedly to McDonalds*
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Hetalia Randomness
AcakAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
