Me: I like France. He said Montreal my ass. Montréal his own ass.
Canada: What.
America: I have no idea what.
Me: What the actual fuck is this supposed to be?
Cuba: No idea.
Me: Then I will discover Cuba x Reader Oneshots.
Cuba: There's none.
Me:
One day ________ bumped into---
I CANNOT DO THIS CUBA.
Cuba: So that means...
Me: That I cannot do it!
Cuba: And so...that means?
France: THAT BLOODY IDIOT PUMMELED ME IN HOCKEY IM GONNA RIP HER THROAT OUT
Me: How is that even possible? I don't even look like Canada...
France: Canada my ass! Canada would never do something like that! America would! AUSTRIA WOULD! DIE AUSTRIA!
Me: .......I'm HetaIsland.
France: Oh! Well, sorry for hitting you with a rake 472 times.
Me: It's okay *faints*
France: Okay good! Bye!
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
