Texas: I have interrupted this meeting for a very important announcement.
Germany: Don't you dare be Alberta 2!
Texas: Dude. I need someone to help me fix Vira's boat. Or she'll scream at me for 837 minutes.
Russia: So?
Texas: So that is very very bad.
Alberta: You do realize that we're the only ones wearing awesome hats?
Vira: SO MY HAT ISNT AWESOME F'CK YOU YOU BIG DOUCHEB-
Germany: Is this going anywhere?
Texas: Yush it ish. All of the states will be in this book from now.
England: *spits out tea* What?!
England: *dies*
France: BAD TEXAN!
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.