Bad Texan

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Texas: I have interrupted this meeting for a very important announcement.

Germany: Don't you dare be Alberta 2!

Texas: Dude. I need someone to help me fix Vira's boat. Or she'll scream at me for 837 minutes.

Russia: So?

Texas: So that is very very bad.

Alberta: You do realize that we're the only ones wearing awesome hats?

Vira: SO MY HAT ISNT AWESOME F'CK YOU YOU BIG DOUCHEB-

Germany: Is this going anywhere?

Texas: Yush it ish. All of the states will be in this book from now.

England: *spits out tea* What?!

England: *dies*

France: BAD TEXAN!

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