Why France Hates Hockey

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- 1960 -

Canada: Okay, you ready France? This ones for Montréal!

France: Montréal my ass, just shoot the damned puck!

Canada: Okay!

Whack!

France: AHHH YOU STUPID CANADIAN YOU HIT MY EYE!

Canada: Shit! France are you okay?

Skate!

France: YOU IDIOT YOU SKATED ON MY FACE!

Canada: FRANCE!!!!!

Trip!

France: Get your hockey gear out of my nost---

*death*

Canada: Oops. I'm gonna....go....
*runs*

2p!France: Good job, whoever you are! That dude is annoy-

Canada: *cannot run in skates and hurts 2p!France

2P: Fuck you.

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