Hetalia Randomness

Freeze

Me: America.....Texas and Alaska are engaged in an argument for the 8279473846th time.

America: Again?

Me: Yup.

America: Alright dude, show me them. I don't want you to get hurt...they can be pretty brutal.

Me: Okay! *locks him in a room with Alaska and Texas*

Texas: Well at least we have more than ONE CITY!!!

Alaska: ONE city? ONE?! DO YOUR F'CKING GEOGRAPHY, YOU SPANISH IDIOT!

Texas: SPANISH?! SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME SPANISH?!

Alaska: YOU FREAKING MORON! Don't even know your damn culture!

America: Dudes....let's not fight.....

Alaska: Since when did you have a say in this, America?

Texas: Uhhh, since he's our country.....

Alaska: No! He's a state. LEARN YOUR GEOGRAPHY, I'M THE COUNTRY!

Texas: Oooooooh, Westerners are morons, westerners are morons, the further west, the stupider they get!

Alaska: WHAT THE FETTUCCINI?! YOU'RE A WESTERNER! Gosh, easterners are too damn smart for those Texans.

Texas: You're west of me. You also have too much ice, so I won't give you any for that BURN.

Alaska: What the hell, dude? I'm like, ten states east of you!

Texas: *shows him map*

Alaska: .....Canada.....can I borrow some snow....he's burning up my ice with that burn...

Canada: Uhhhh....no. You can't borrow snow. It's summer!

Me: It's September. Fall. Because if it was summer-

Texas: *trips* You told us to fall.

Alaska: BURN.

Texas: You haven't "burned" though. She did.

Alaska: ........Freeze.