Poor Japan.

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I just wanted to see if the indent worked when-

Italy: WAAAAAH!!!! GERMANYYYYYY!!!

Germany: Japaaaaaaan!!!!

Japan: Someone herp me.

Me: What's the matter, Axis?

Japan: Um.......it's armost Wednesday.

Me: Oh. It's...... JAPAN!!! JAPAAAAN!!!!!

Japan: Herp. Me.

Me: do I speak Spanish, or English? I DONT FREAKING KNOW! A-A...............Good suggestion would be to... To.... To....... To.....

Japan: To what? Eheheh.....

Me: To ask someone their....their....their....

Japan: Their what?

Me: Opiniofzyettehshowijdinwhsoabdoabsjsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiieieieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! *makes dying girrafe noises* Am I American? Or Mexican? I. DON'T BLOODY. KNEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW ANYMARHE!!!! *licks window* A-a- a-a- a-aaaa......

Japan: Er, portergiest woman, um, what are you doing?

Me: *curls up into ball and starts sobbing* All my childhood.....has been ripped away......as I face this new life. I'M TOO YOUNG AND I DONT WANNA DIIEEEEE!!!!

Japan: It's okay, het-

Me: SHUT UP ITS NOT OKAY GO DIE YOU IDIOTIC SHIT!

Japan: If you can go one day without doing this-

Me: Oploploplipleoejdnheshajisksisksjhdjdjsksolsjsjdjodjeudjckdodhxkdio!!!!!!!

Japan: What?

Me: DIOSMIODIOSMIODIOSMIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO-Hohohohohohooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

And that, my friends, is what happens when you mention the word "Wednesday."

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