America and Austria share the same gravity defying cowlick. Which means idk they're brothers. Meaning Canada was Austria's brother. Italy is Austria's and Hungary's adopted son, I think? So Canada and America are Italy's UNCLES. Now, France was Canada's dad and Italy's brother, meaning America was also France's nephew. Obviously. Nope. France is Canada's dad and Italy's brother, meaning Italy is older than Canada. Now, Germany, if he WAS HRE, (like a stepbrother to Italy), would have been Italy and Romano's brother. So Canada and America are now Germany's uncles, too. So, Prussia's, as well. Pause there and go to England, kay? Okay, so england is Canada and America's dad, meaning Sealand is their uncle, meaning Sealand Germany's GRANDFATHER. And now so are the UK brothers. Spain married austria. Making Spain Germany-and-the-italys' grandfather. Now we go back to Canada, and HIS history would have been Ukraine being his biological cousin. So now the Russian three are Canada and America's cousins, being Sealand's grandkids, the axis except Japan's uncle and aunts.
So Sealand is the Effing head of everyone.
OMG. Sealand is DIRTY to do all that omf.
Wowowosowowowow.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
