Hetalia Randomness

Take Over The World

Death: *is plotting to take over the world*

Me: *walks in on Death* What are you doing?

Death: O///O N-Nothing! Why would you suspect me doing something?

Me: Because there are posters portraying ways to take over the universe strewn all across every wall in this room?

Death: Oh, those are just, um, my dad's sketches, and I was, um, keeping them fr-ummmm....water. Because there is a way broken sink in his house.

Me: So your dad is taking over the world?

Death: No. We're all innocent.

Denmark: Actually, me and Icy here aren't, so-

Me: GTFO, Denmark.

Death: Why would you expect me to take over the world? I would never!

Me: Because of the posters.

Death: But, um.....

Death: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Me: Let's see: You gotta find some secret lair other than my brother's room.

Death: Why are you in here?

Me: Because he borrowed my stapler, I'm getting it back.

Death: Oh.

Death: DIE!!! I SHALL INVADE YOUR LAND AND RIP IT TO SHREDS!!! DIE!!

Death: Why aren't you dying?

Me: I'm not HetaIsland. I'm the admin.

Death: Ohhhhhhhhhhh......

Death: GERMANY RUSSIA BELARUS HUNGARY SWITZERLAND AND AMERICA SAVE ME!!!

Me: *destroys them by poking them* Um, Death, I'm kind of immortal to you considering that I'm the admin. I don't think there's any force on Earth that could make me leave.

Death: MANITOBA!!!

Me: *slowly backs away* Except that one.