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France: Everyone misses me.

America: No we don't.

France: Everyone loves me.

America: No we don't.

France: Everyone wants to marry me.

America: No we don't.

France: Everyone thinks I'm hot.

America: No we don't.

England: Yeah, wanker.

France: Everyone thinks I am awesome.

America: No we don't.

France: Everyone kisses me.

America: No we don't.

France: Everyone needs me.

America: NO WE DONT.

France: Fine. See how long you last without flowers. Or romance. Or blue.

America: HORY SHEET DUDE HE'S GONE.

England: I'm gonna kill you.

America: Dude...

England: I can't love you....not my son....AAAARRRGGHH!!!

France: See? Why can't you guys be more like me?

Germany: Everyone loves me. Everyone needs me. Everyone thinks I'm sexy.

France: What is the meaning of life?

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