France: Everyone misses me.
America: No we don't.
France: Everyone loves me.
America: No we don't.
France: Everyone wants to marry me.
America: No we don't.
France: Everyone thinks I'm hot.
America: No we don't.
England: Yeah, wanker.
France: Everyone thinks I am awesome.
America: No we don't.
France: Everyone kisses me.
America: No we don't.
France: Everyone needs me.
America: NO WE DONT.
France: Fine. See how long you last without flowers. Or romance. Or blue.
America: HORY SHEET DUDE HE'S GONE.
England: I'm gonna kill you.
America: Dude...
England: I can't love you....not my son....AAAARRRGGHH!!!
France: See? Why can't you guys be more like me?
Germany: Everyone loves me. Everyone needs me. Everyone thinks I'm sexy.
France: What is the meaning of life?

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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.