My first words:
- You suck
- Shut up
- Fuck off
Manitoba: What the actual- what?
France: I do not know how those words can be useful.
Me: Fuck off.
France: Okay no anime for you.
Me: You suck!
France: BE QUIET MISSY WHEN I AM TALKING T-
Me: Shut up.
Francs: Bitch.
Me: .............. Wut.
Spain: Hola Hetagirl!
Me: Fuck off.
Romano: Bastard is in bad mood. Better leave her alone.
America: Dude...Just give her Skitt-
Romano: *covers Alfred's mouth* Do not say that word.
America: Skittles? Why?
Me: SKITTLES. SKITTLES. SKITTLES. SKITTLES. SKITTLES.
America: Uh-oh!
Me: GIMME SKITTLES OR I WILL TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT AND RIP YOUR FACE TO SHREDS THEN I WILL TAKE YOUR FLORIDA (lower region, anyone?) WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE THEN PUT IT IN THE BLENDER.
America: Dude.........WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? SHE'S NEVER MAD AT ME!!!!! IS IT SOME KIND OF INFECTION OR FOOD OR-
Romano: Nope. It's Wednesday.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.