Liver (Not Gross)

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Sealand: Can I be the narrator?

Me: No.

Sealand: Why?

Me: No.

Sealand: But why not?

Me: Because.

Sealand: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?

Me: I read my book on Quotev.

Sealand: SO???

Me: I. Do. Not. Like. You.

Sealand: IT'S THE WRATH OF WARFARE. COME ON.

Me: You should read it.

Me: MY READERS SHOULD READ IT.

Sealand: No. Don't.

Me: WHY?

Sealand: Because they will start crying.

YOU KILLED SASKATCHEWAN YOU JERKO.

Me: And?

Sealand: I don't know.

Alberta: I'm alive!

Alberta: I LIVE!!!!

Me: So you're a survivor?

Alberta: No, I am better than a survivor.

Me: You're a......

Alberta: I AM A LIVE-R!

Me: You are a body part?

Alberta: What? Liver... Fuck you.

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