Sealand: Can I be the narrator?
Me: No.
Sealand: Why?
Me: No.
Sealand: But why not?
Me: Because.
Sealand: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?
Me: I read my book on Quotev.
Sealand: SO???
Me: I. Do. Not. Like. You.
Sealand: IT'S THE WRATH OF WARFARE. COME ON.
Me: You should read it.
Me: MY READERS SHOULD READ IT.
Sealand: No. Don't.
Me: WHY?
Sealand: Because they will start crying.
YOU KILLED SASKATCHEWAN YOU JERKO.
Me: And?
Sealand: I don't know.
Alberta: I'm alive!
Alberta: I LIVE!!!!
Me: So you're a survivor?
Alberta: No, I am better than a survivor.
Me: You're a......
Alberta: I AM A LIVE-R!
Me: You are a body part?
Alberta: What? Liver... Fuck you.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
DiversosAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.