Hetalia Randomness

The Grocery Store

The Axis, some others, and four of my OC's, are at the grocery store. I am too. See what happens. <narrated by America>

"The line is extremely long. First, we have an OC. Then Germany and then Italy. Wow. That's a surprisingly long line for this store. But, why isn't it moving? Let's see: An angry British man stands shouting at a 15-year-old girl at the front, the fifteen year old is the cashier."

"Why don't you hurry it up, already? Ring out my order so I can leave!" The Brit says, pointing to seven new cookbooks to go with the ninety four he already owned.

"Oh, I don't know, maybe because the prices don't show up I cannot work fast enough?" The girl replies. Equal anger is on her face. This is turning into a fight.

A Kayaker is rolling her eyes as she spins a roll of blue duct tape on her middle finger. "Can you just hurry up? I bet my Viper is already sinking with the hole that stupid Italian put in it!" The Kayaker shouts.

Germany yells at the Kayaker, "Shut up and stop ranting about your stupid boat!"

"Well, it's not my fault you weren't in control of that Italian idiot!" The Kayaker throws her arms in the air. The German almost drops his beer, but doesn't.

A Polish man behind the German rolls his eyes, "This is, like, so, like, stupid, Lud. I, like, totally can't believe you're, like, fighting with her." He says, stroking the silk tie in his hands.

An Albertan walks to the front of the line, and a Prussian man groans, "No, don't butt in front of us."

The Albertan tries to solve the conflict between Britain and Hetagirl, but no one hears him. "Would you rather fight somewhere else?" The Albertan asks, fear in his eyes, a nervous smile on his face.

"No!" The British man gives the Albertan a whack in the face and he stumbles backwards. "That was a bust," he sighed as he and his hat found their way to the end of the line.

Merritt Island looks sympathetically at the Albertan. She looks peaceful enough, but where do you find a machine gun in a Target store?

"That is IT!" A Manitoban with a very tall shovel yells from behind someone reading a book. "I've had enough of this! Dammit, I NEED THIS SHOVEL THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!"

A small Japanese man jumped out of the way as a cantankerous Manitoban stomped his way toward the British man and Hetagirl's conflict. He whacked the Brit with the shovel, and the Brit cowered away in fear. "I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER THIS SHOVEL PLEASE!" The Manitoban screamed angrily. "I'M REALLY MAD, BUT I SAID PLEASE, SO, MY LISENCE PLATE ISNT LYING BECAUSE I'M FRIENDLY."

Hetagirl sighed and looked at Manitoba. "You sure are scaring the shit out of Germany right now, aren't you?" She said.

"Can we hurry it up?" Merritt Island shouted from the back, "I have a meeting in ten minutes!"

"Yeah, SO WHAT?!" Manitoba said, mostly at Hetagirl.

Hetagirl grabbed Manitoba by the shirt and pulled him close to her, her making a very evil, angry face, a dark aura on it. "Wrong," she growled in a dark tone, now her eyes making the Manitoban's almost roll back into their sockets. "THIS IS INTIMIDATING!"

"You idiots," An unrecognized voice said, and a person, with brown hair and brown eyes, looked at the whole line, "Why don't you just go to a different line?"

- The End -

How was this? This was in Alfred's voice, but he wasn't actually narrating it (that would be pretty odd for Al to narrate). So....yeah. Bye.