Me: I'm bored. Who wants to be in this whatever? Cuba. I choose Cuba.
Cuba: No. I'm eating ice cream.
Me: BUT CUBA! You're my favorite character.
Cuba: ...........go away.
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh No.
Cuba: Why?
Me: Because I'm lazy. And you have good health care. So I'll just stick around.
Cuba: True! My health care is way better than that of any other coun-
Cuba: What the actual hell, Hetagirl? Are you inside me?
Me: *drinking soda* Yup.
Cuba: *head explodes*
Cuba: Someone help me...
Me: I thought you had excellent health care. Does music help?
Cuba: Whatever.
Me: Okay.
Pieces Of Cuba's Head: We are never ever ever, getting back together!
Cuba: Why????
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
