The New OC (not in scenario but in next one)/ I hate everyone

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Ellswye Meirhandowen (@Freedom_Dancer's OC)

Middle earth

We have an OC!!!!!!!

America: Well, she's my friend but WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE THE BOSS ALL THE TIME?

Me: Because she is one.

America: Oh.

Hetagirl Island (me): I don't like her.

Germany: Vhy not?

Me: Because I hate everyone. Except my 2!p.

Germany: And who is your 2P?

Me: Taco.

Germany: What the actual-

Me: Fiiiiiiine she's my friend. Because I like everyone.

Germany: Vell at least you're showing acceptance to every nation and-

Me: Except.... Everyone.

Germany: RUDE! How do you even hate everybody?

Me: I don't. I hate everyone. Watch.
Everyone!

Everyone (random person): HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI WHAT CAN WE DO TODAY OH I KNOW! Lentillllllllls. LENTILS! LENTILS!

Germany: Oh.

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