Every single month, there is a sleepover hosted at Hetagirl's house, for everyone to attend....well, almost everyone. Some of them screwed it up.
Ukraine: *making out with France*
Japan: *nosebleed while filming*
Italy: *yelling in my ear about pasta*
Me: I have a headache.
Russia: Hetagirl has headache, da?
Switzerland: Yes, the official douche of the century has a headache.
Liechestein: What's a douche?
Denmark: D'n't kn'w. B't sh' c'n st'll 'njoy wh't F'nland 'nd I d' f'r f'n.
Me: You guys want to know what a douche is?
Denmark and Liechenstien: Sure!
Me: *grabs microwave* *throws it at Denmark* NO PERVERTS IN THE PARTY. *throws it at France* THAT ALSO MEANS YOU.
Denmark and France: *run*
Me: *grabs toaster oven* *throws it at Switzerland and England* NO BASTARDS.
Me: *throws stereo at Russia, Japan, Italy, and Ukraine* NO OTHER PEOPLE.
Me: And that, Liechenstien, is a douche.
Liechenstien: Do you still have a headache?
Me: *throws dishwasher at her* Yes. Yes I do.
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Hetalia Randomness
SonstigesAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
