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Florida: Admin totally didn't add herself in the last chapter.

Georgia: Can you please go away? I see you enough every day.

Florida: Well, it's because, like, Starbucks is the ultimate place to drink tea and stuff.

Georgia: Have you actually been to Starbucks?

Florida: Like, they would not allow my hair. It had too much shampoo.

Georgia: What?

Texas: You guys are odd.

California: Pardon me, male? We're all girls here! So we don't suck.

Texas: Pfffft. Easterners.

Delaware: Say that again.

Texas: Oh..it's the Northeast guy...hi!

Delaware: *dark aura*

Texas: WINSCONSIN!!!

Winsconsin: *looks up from book* What?

Texas: Delaware is going to destroy me!!!!

Winsconsin: So that means....

New York: Guys apparently Hurricane Ludwig will invade lower New York GUYS

Texas: What did you just say?

New York: .........Douche.

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