Me: *walkin' down the street*
Me: *sees Scotland*
Scotland: Hello, lassie.
Me: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Scotland: Are you high on grapefruit again?
Me: MY FINGERNAIL LOOKS SEXY TOUCHING YOUR EAR.
Scotland: I'll take that as a yes. I will drive you home.
*to the tune of Cash Money commercial*
*on way hime*
Me: Scotland's eyes,
Eat your Scottish eyes,
Yeah.
Scotland: This is not nearly as annoying as I expected.
Me: AND THEN THE SPANISH LADY, MARRIED, THE SHAMPOOOOOOOO!!!
Scotland: Yep, a nice relaxing-
Me: -least favorite drink is root beer-
Scotland: *throws me out the car eindow*
Me: SCOTLAND!!!! MY FINGER HASNT MARRIED YOUR EEEEEEAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Me: Yeah? Arthur? I need-
Scotland: *grabs me and drives away*
Me: AND SPANISH LADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEES WILL MARRY THE SHAMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Scotland: *slamming head against dashboard* Help demanded.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
