France: Now everyone has their pervie side on. Onhonhon. Hon. Hon. Hon.
England: You do realize no one's drinking that wi, right?
France: Oh :(
England: Where's America?
France: Vacationing in London.
England: Oh no.
- In London -
England: Fine, I will let you see one sight and that's it!
America: Big Ben.
England: No.
France: Don't be ashamed - that thing's big. You're lucky!
England: Right this way, you wankers.
America: What's wrong? Rather the Eiffel Tower?
England: Were you in France's house?
America: Yes. I retrieved this list.
The List:
America: Florida and Texas
England: Big Ben
France: Eiffel Tower
China: Great Wall and Forbidden City.
Canada: CN Tower
Italy: Tower of Piza
Canada: France, you do realize that that list is WRONG, right?
England: Thank you Mattie.
Canada: I mean, Newfoundland is the wrong place. You know why?
France: Misery Point?
Canada: No.
France: Harbor Harbor?
Canada: Nope.
France: Jerry's Nose?
Canada: Worse.
France: What?
Canada: *loudest voice ever* DILDOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
