Me: Okay kids time for a story.
Kid1: Yay a story
kid2: What's it called?
Me: It's called "How To Deal With People You Hate"
Kid1: There's a person in my class I hate.
Kid2: Mine, too. Read on.
Me: Step One: RIP THEIR THROATS OUT AND MURDER THEM WITH A CHAINSAW AND THEN MAKE A WITTY COMEBACK.
Kid1: ALRIGHT MOM!
Kid2: But. We. Don't. Have. A. Chainsaw.
Me: Get in the car we're going to buy you two some weapons.
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America: Woah, dude... What the... What?
Japan: What kind of a horribre mom are you?
Me: I don't know. A one that kids would love.
Japan: Or hide in fear whenever you're mentioned.
Me: Relax. I raised my chibi, and she's fine!
My Chibi: Hi victim of murder I'm turning 6 next week if you don't get me the newest Hunger Games movie I will tear you in half with the scythe Mom gave me for Christmas.
Japan: Someone help me.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
