How Horrible Of A Mom I Would Be

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Me: Okay kids time for a story.

Kid1: Yay a story

kid2: What's it called?

Me: It's called "How To Deal With People You Hate"

Kid1: There's a person in my class I hate.

Kid2: Mine, too. Read on.

Me: Step One: RIP THEIR THROATS OUT AND MURDER THEM WITH A CHAINSAW AND THEN MAKE A WITTY COMEBACK.

Kid1: ALRIGHT MOM!

Kid2: But. We. Don't. Have. A. Chainsaw.

Me: Get in the car we're going to buy you two some weapons.

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America: Woah, dude... What the... What?

Japan: What kind of a horribre mom are you?

Me: I don't know. A one that kids would love.

Japan: Or hide in fear whenever you're mentioned.

Me: Relax. I raised my chibi, and she's fine!

My Chibi: Hi victim of murder I'm turning 6 next week if you don't get me the newest Hunger Games movie I will tear you in half with the scythe Mom gave me for Christmas.

Japan: Someone help me.

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