Me: England, why are you so cruel?
England: CRUEL? IT TOOK YOU A YEAR TO HAVE A DEMOCRACY!
Me: SO? AT LEAST I DONT BELIEVE IN EXECUTION!
England: AND? YOU LOVE DEATH!
Me: .......I HATE BIG BEN!
England: You take that back.
Me: NO! YOU NEED TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME TAKE BACK THE SENTENCE.
England: Fine. No Beatles for you, then.
Me: *on the ground twitching hysterically*
England: And no music.
Me: *dead*
HetaIslanders: Someone help us! Our economy is falling! Our soldiers are dying! Our people are starving! We're being taken by Britain!
America: Ummm, so.......ummmmm......who killed her?
England: *standing proudly over my corpse* There is no way to get her back, Alfred - why don't you join me in power?
Alberta: *is playing country music* I'm so beating Texas at this contest!
Me: *gets off the floor and throws alberta across the room and then kicks his face in until America somehow rips me off of him but alberta is technically already in a coma* NOBODY SAYS THAT YOU BASTARD!
Alberta is awake now for random reason: But....I.....music....saved Hetagirl......
Me: Thanks Alberta :)!
Alberta: Can.....you.....get......an......ambulance.....as....a.....thank you.....gift?
Me: No, I already gave you a beating as a thank you.
Alberta: *dead*
Middle Earth: Hetagirl! You're becoming a 2p!
Me: y-you're right.........I'll do something for alberta as an apology.
Middle Earth: How can I help you, I have nothing to do.
Me: Can you invite Manitoba, the FACE family, and Scotland and Ireland? I have to dig the grave.
Middle Earth: Alright. What's Ireland's phone number again?
England: Can you also call a therapist? I think I have anxiety.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
