This was a request from Freedom_Dancer to do england cooking, so WHY NOT?. You can request characters that've already been in scenarios, and same scenario for different characters. Anyways...
-- Englywoods--
England: Hello madam. Would you like a cappuccino?
Customer: I'm a dude.
England: Oh. Er, would you like a cappuccino?
Customer: Sure.
England: Okay <3
England: *burns cappuccino* F'CK!!!
Customer: Ehhhhhhhhh.......Is this the Cussing Cafe?
England: NO YOU BLOODY WANKER IT FRIGGIN ISNT IT IS A FRIGGIN NORMAL ASS SH'T F'CK CAFUCKE. YOU GOT A F'CKIN' PROBLEM?!
Customer: Yeah. I have children with me.
England F'ck F'ck F'ck F'ck F''''''''"""""''''''''''"CK.
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
