Me: Who here is wise?
China: Me.
Me: Okay. I have this person voting, but I have no idea what they're thinking.
China: I'm not a mechanic.
Me: BUT YOURE WISE.
China: But....
Me: BUT CHINA!!!!!
China: Um, what is going on, aru?
Me: I DONT KNOW.
Cuba: She's totally spazzing out. I think she might have stabbed Canada.
America: Dude, you okay? I can comment if you want.
Me: *steals burger and throws it at China* I THOUGHT YOU WERE WISE!
China: *roundhouse kicks my face* My gosh she's crazy.
Me: CHINA IF YOU DON'T HELP ME, I WILL PUT THE FORBIDDEN CITY IN THE BLENDER!!!
France: Heta-
Me: You want the Eiffel Tower as a volunteer?
England: For once I will help Fr-
Me: Big Ben it is!!!!
Canada: What is wrong with you?
Me: SO YOU WANT YOURS TO BE TAKEN, TOO?!
Canada: Please do not steal the CN Tower.
Me: Oh, I won't take the CN Tower...I'll take Ontario!
Canada: O-Onta-tari-io?
England: YOU BLOODY IDIOT NO!!!!!
Me: *destroys Ontario*
Canada: commo ca va?
England: WHY????
Me: *slowly puts Ontario back*
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This is just really random and probably doesn't make sense :( sorry about that.
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Hetalia Randomness
AléatoireAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
