Japan: *watching horror film*
America: Duuuuuuuude, you should TOTALLY watch Zombie: 2!!! IT'S AWESOME.
Canada: I-it j-just f-follows the same p-plot as any m-movie.
America: No it doesn't, BROSKI! IT DOESNT.
Canada: Yes it does ¡-¡
America: Are you scared?
Canada: Yes!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: YO, MATTIE, WHY DON'T WE WATCH "The Conference Room Smells Like a Corpse?"
Canada: no. F'ck no.
Me: Aw, come on! There's gotta be a reason why you're scared of horror. Too soft hearted.
Canada: SOFT HEARTED?! READ THE WRATH OF F'CKING WARFARE! THAT SH'T IS INTENSE!!!
Me: It's not that bad.
Saskatchewan: AM I DEAD OR ALIVE OR DEAD OR ALIVE OR
Alberta: What is the meaning of life?
Manitoba: Ksgs
Beksopsbsk
Kshkcidh
Smskud
Mcksnwojefi
Bdkdjejdmh
Kem"ekndid
Ncjekmwnwla
Me: You are so insensitive! It isn't that bad. *reads TWOW* SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Me: eeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeejeeejejejejeejejeejejeejejee
America: Happy Halloween.
America: *dies*
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Hetalia Randomness
AléatoireAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
