Halloween, America and Italy
- In America -
America: ALRIGHT TIME TO HOST A KICK ASS PARTY!!! First, I must get the appetizers and Japan. Then the magician, and England. I'll get the soccer ball, and Italy. And then the sexy women and France.
America: Dude I don't feel comfortable doing this. I feel like it's illegal.
France: Because it is, Amerique. You kidnapped a woman on Halloween for sexual pleasure.
America: oh come on, dude it's not that bad. It's for you.
France: I don't feel comfortable. It's Wy. She's like 13.
America: ..........Oh. SHE HAS NICE T'TS, BRO.
France: she doesn't have t'ts.
Wy: Let. Me. Go.
America: COME ON. We'll let you drink.
Wy: Okay keep me :3
- In Italy -
Italy: TWICK OWE TWEET!!!
Romano: Go away, bastard. We-a don't give-a candy.
Turkey: *in white van* I GIVE CANDY.
Italy: TWICK OWE TWEET!!!
One moment later....
Italy: GERMANY!!! THIS MAN IS KIDNAPPING ME!!!! AHHHH!!!!
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Hetalia Randomness
LosoweAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
