Alaska: *drunk....on oranges*
Alaska: Must.....ketchup.....OH NO IT'S BELARUS!!! AND RUSSIA!!!!!
Russia: Kolkolkolkolkol was that an insult?
Belarus: Honey, I have an idea of what to do with Alaska.
*later*
Russia: If you ever want to see Alaska again, come here with 5000000 dollars.
America: 2!P Alberta....Go save your stepbrother please...
2p!Alberta: Okay.
*later*
2p!: Hello Russia I have come to retrieve Alaska!
Russia: You're what? Fourteen?
*one second later*
Russia: *dead*
2p!: Fourteen and a half
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
