Me: *watching goldfish commericial*
America: Dude, what the actual hell are you doing?
Me: The snack that smiles back.
America: Dude.....I hate that commercial.
Me: Aaah! My tree is going to die. I have to chop it down.
Me: *grabs chainsaw*
Me: *chopping tree*
America: Dude. Can I help you?
Me: *gets closer to Alfred with chainsaw* Huh?
America: Umm, dude...
Me: *closer* What?
America: DUDE DONT KILL ME!!!
Me: *touching America with chainsaw* Pardon?
America: Nooooo!!!
Me: *turns off chainsaw* Sorry, man, I couldn't hear you.
America: Ohh...

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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.